Cosmic Skateboard

The Cosmic Skateboard is a pet-summoning item that has a 25% chance of dropping from the Martian Saucer in Master Mode. It summons an alien skater that will follow the player around.

Trivia

 * The phrase "How do you do, fellow humans?" is a reference to an infamous cutaway gag in the television show, in which Lenny Wosniak, unsuccessfully pretending to be a high school student, walks up to a group of teens and asks "How do you do, fellow kids?" whilst holding a skateboard.