Cosmic Skateboard

The Cosmic Skateboard is a pet-summoning item that has a chance of dropping from the Martian Saucer in Master Mode. It summons an Alien Skater that will follow the player around.

Trivia

 * The phrase "How do you do, fellow humans?" is a reference to a cutaway gag in the television show 30 Rock, in which Lenny Wosniak walks up to a group of teens and asks "How do you do, fellow kids?" while holding two skateboards.