User blog:TheFireDragoon/MY Terrarians Life.

Once upon a time in a peaceful little town. There lived a young boy named "PurpleRodri." His father "HAXER" kept telling him to do chores. Back in the war of 1930 a revolotion aganist Abarham Terrarian started. It was a fierce war with bunnys and squirrels and goldfish bodys lieing everywhere. Soon purplerodri was shot in the cannon by a pirate and nearly died. He swore that he would be a great adventurer. Soon his dad took a bunny to the knee and fell down. Dieing. "Dad i... will be a great adventurer like you" Purple rodri said burying his father under a tombstone. 10 years later PurpleRodri took a bunny to the knee. THE END!

Now. Now now now. NOW NOW NOW NOW! How potatos meow: First they po- Then they ta- Then they to. That makes a meow. Po! Ta! To! yes its very cute. i have to say. Now theres a picture of a legendary Meowing Potato in here somewhere. Also. TerrariaBoss is not a terrariaboss. He is a terraria boss-

1. New Potato food! These replenish 20-

GET BACK ON TRACK! sry :(

NOTE TO ViEWERS: DIS IS NOT SPAM. DIS IS A MEOWING POTATO!