User blog:SkybladerKirby/Jabbertron: A Parody of Lewis Carrol's Jabberwocky BY ME

Jabbertron

T’was morning and the guide

Did ask if needed

All grumpy was the merchant

And the demolitionist not heeded

“Beware of Skeletron my son!”

The stare that kills, the hands that beat

Beware the Eye, and shun

The dreaded worms that eat”

He took his Cobalt Sword in hand:

Long time the furious foe he sought –

So he rested by the Hallowed tree

And stood awhile in thought.

And deep in thought he stood,

Skeletron, with eyes of hate,

Came rushing through the dungeon roof,

And hollered as it came.

One two! One two! And through and through

His cobalt blade went crackity-splat!

At last, the horrid beast was slain

For the blade went through its head just like that.

“And thou hast slain Skeletron?

Ascend to the dais my great slayer!

O night is day! Hurrah hurray!”

[He respawned later that day]

T’was morning and the guide

Did ask if needed

All grumpy was the merchant

And the demolitionist not heeded.