Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30066230-20170730171915/@comment-38206417-20190118154217

Death by Harpies:
 * Player Spent too much time bird-watching

Death by King Slime:
 * Player Suffocated in Jell-O

Death by Spamming Rod of Discord:
 * Player's Brain ended up in their shoes.

Death by clown:
 * Player thought they saw a penny.