Board Thread:Player Suggestions/@comment-26293086-20150505201300/@comment-33105209-20171024231910

THE MEGA THEORY:

There was once two lords: a Sun Lord and a Moon Lord. One day, the Sun Lord spilled milk onto the Moon Lord (this made the True Eyes of Cthluhu). The Moon Lord was SO angry he sent a bunch of monsters at the Sun Lord (the remains are the bones in the desert)! The Sun Lord banished the monsters to his dungeon, which ended up being a desert (as i said, their bones are in the desert). The Moon Lord then smacked the Sun Lord into the Crimson, which was already bloody of the previous Lords (The Smarts Lord and The Star Lord). The Sun Lord's body dissovled, leaving the skeleton. Many things walked into the crimson and mutated into blood-thirsty creatures. The ichor of the Sun Lord (he was a major) spilled into bottles, creating Ichor Stickers.

Of course, this is a theory, and could explain the bones in the desert and Crimson.