Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25532617-20141013053613/@comment-24154900-20150614093115

Tricky La Pig wrote: BAWzZ:H4xx0r5

Looks like:a giant computer screen

Looks like in second stAge: a giant computer screen with malware tenticals swiping at you

Health:4500-50BAJILLIONZ (randomly chosen)

How to summon: deleted item

Item type:summoner looks like an illuminati symbol.

Says: H4xx0r5 H45 b33n 5umm0n3d (hacker (haxxor) has been summend)

1st stage: he throws red potions (no debuffs) doing 30 damage while flying around all over the place

2nd stage: the final countdown music plays he grows malware tetacles and swipes at the player. He shoots kittens at the player 10% chance of causing confusion 25% chance of causing INTERNETZ debuff. He shoots kittens faster when he is at lower and lower health.

INTERNETZ Debuff: evreything glowes rainbows.

Drops: kitten gun (shoots kittens causing INTERNETZ debuff) 70 damage 50%

H4xx0r mask (a computer screen)10%

H4xx0r trophy (a red num 4)10%

Keyboard (shoots green zeros and ones) 90 damage 50% chance

When he dies it says U r 700 1337 (you are too leet)

I need a sprite please Is this a joke.