Golfer

The Golfer is an NPC vendor that sells golfing-related items.

He is found and spoken to in the Underground Desert. He will move in when:


 * There is an empty house.
 * The player has interacted with him.

The Golfer will attack nearby enemies with golf balls to defend himself.

More items will unlock as the player golfs more, including clubs, chests, and trophies.

The Golfer is one of the few entities that can be detected by the Lifeform Analyzer.

Names
The Golfer may have any of the following names:

Quotes


When first meeting:

During a Party:

When windy:

During Rain:

During a thunderstorm:

When Angler is present:
 * "Should I take up fishing? Bribing [Name of Angler] to fetch my balls out of the water is emptying my wallet!"

When Arms Dealer is present:
 * "[Name of Arms Dealer] has mistaken my golf balls as ammo for his musket on several occassions." [sic]

When Dryad is present:
 * "According to [Name of Dryad], I'm murdering a lot of her friends when I mow the lawn. I gotta have a fairway for my course!"

Only during a Blood Moon:

When in a biome:

Happiness
If the golfer is housed in a Forest:
 * "I like the Forest. It has all the necessary features for golfing."

If the golfer is housed near the Angler:


 * "Unpopular opinion: I quite love having [Name of Angler] around. I get my water hazards returned to me!"

If the golfer is housed near the Zoologist:


 * "It's always fun to hang out with [Name of Zoologist] the Zoologist. Good people."

If the golfer is housed near the Painter:
 * "It's always fun to hang out with [Name of Painter] the Painter. Good people."

If the golfer is housed near the Pirate:


 * "I dislike being around [Name of Pirate] the Pirate. Makes me feel uneasy."

If the golfer is housed near the Merchant: If the golfer is housed in a crowded area:
 * "I hate [Name of Merchant] the Merchant's greedy attitude. I find it unnecessary in a world like this."
 * "Hate to say it, but I rather hate all the foot traffic here."

If the golfer is housed in a Caverns
 * "Tell me something. How am I suppose to golf in a place like the underground?"

During ???:
 * "You're going to need a lot of practice, I slowly recommend padding."
 * "That poor bird. Duck is tasty, however, so don't give up!"
 * "I think I've wandered off course. That is not a smart move."

Tips

 * Due to the Underground Desert becoming much more dangerous in Hardmode, it is recommended to find the Golfer before entering Hardmode.
 * The Golfer can be found using the Hunter Potion.
 * The Golfer can be a lot harder to rescue in expert and master mode, so if you hear his hurt sound or see the damage indicator, try to reach his position as fast as possible. One way make finding the golfer easier though is to illuminate every small pocket of the desert so finding and retrieval is easier.

Trivia

 * The name "Lion Pines" is a reference to the real world professional golfer.
 * The name "Arnie Palmfrond" is a reference to the real world professional golfer.
 * The name "Gunner Mclovin" is a reference to the real world professional golfer and fictional golfer Shooter Mcgavin from Happy Gilmore.
 * The name "Harry Madison" is a reference to the golf comedy.
 * The name "Jake Nicklelisp" is a reference to the real world professional golfer.
 * The fact that he is found in the Underground Desert is likely a reference to golfing bunkers, which are usually filled with sand
 * One of the Golfer's quotes, "Don't go chasing water hazards, please stick to the fairways and greens that you're used to." is a reference to the TLC song 'Waterfalls'.
 * One of the Golfer’s quotes, “Huh? You eat WHAT for breakfast?” is a reference to the movie Happy Gilmore.
 * The Golfer was first shown off in the town night spoiler released by Re-Logic’s YouTube channel on October 1st, 2018.
 * The quote "I'm not the type to scream and thrash around just because my ball lands in the water. I stay calm, and collected, and focus on the next shot." could be a reference to the fact that many golfers have suffered a brief bout of anger due to a misplaced shot.
 * The quote "I don't know what's scarier, a Blood Moon, or my sister during a Blood Moon!" suggests that the Zoologist may be the Golfer's sister, because she transforms into a Werefox during a Blood Moon.
 * This is further supported by a quote from the Zoologist, "Of course I like ! I like, knew them since I was born!".
 * It is even further supported by the fact that they have the same eye color, same skin color, and ( before the Zoologist's hair turned orange after taking a cursed fox bite to the knee ) even the same hair color.
 * The Zoologist’s quote "Wow, like, I've never seen a full moon. For some reason, it's like I pass out every time one's around!" also supports this in that she may not know she becomes a were fox, and terrorizes the other NPCs

History
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