Nurse

The Nurse restores your remaining Health in exchange for Coins. She charges 75% of the total Health Points to be restored in Copper Coins (rounded down), eg. 100 Health would cost 75 Copper Coins.

For the Nurse to appear, the player must have increased their maximum health at least once by acquiring and activating a Life Crystal. There must also be a vacant house for her to live in.

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When low on health
"Turn your head and cough."

"You left your arm over there. Let me get that for you.."

"Eww.. What happened to your face?"

"Dear friends, we are gathered here today to bid farewell... oh, you'll be fine."

"I think you look better this way."

"MY GOODNESS! I'm good but I'm not THAT good."

"That's gonna need stiches!"

"You look half digested... were you chasing slimes again?"

"Trouble with those bullies again?"

"Quit being such a baby! I've seen worse."

When healed
"That's gonna leave a scar."

"That didn't hurt too bad, did it?"

"All better. I don't want to see you jumping off any more cliffs."

"I managed to sew your face back on. Try to be more careful next time."

When high on health
"That's not the biggest I've ever seen... Yes, I've seen bigger wounds for sure."

"Show me where it hurts."

"I wish that Bum maker would be more careful. I'm getting tired of having to sew his limbs back on every day."

When trying to heal at full health
"I don't give happy endings."

"I can't do anything more for you than plastic surgery."

"Quit wasting my time."

"Hey, has (Arms Dealer name) mentioned needing to go to the doctor for any reason? Just wondering."

When trying to heal with insufficient funds
"You can't afford me."

"I don't work for free you know."

"I'm gonna need more gold than that."