Nurse

The Nurse is an NPC that will spawn once the following criteria have been met:
 * There is an empty house.
 * You have more than 100 maximum health (use Life Crystals to increase your maximum health).

The Nurse will heal your wounds, for a small price. Healing costs can range from a few copper to a few silver, depending on how much damage you've taken. It costs 1 copper per hitpoint that will be restored (e.g. 100 copper for 100 hitpoints).

Quotes
Note: The nurse has many quote that vary with the amount of damage you've taken, and whether or not you have enough coins to pay.
 * "Show me where it hurts."
 * "That's not the biggest I've ever seen... Yes, I've seen bigger wounds for sure."
 * "Turn your head and cough."
 * "I wish that bomb maker would be more careful. I'm getting tired of having to sew his limbs back on every day." (Only if Demolitionist is present)
 * "That didn't hurt too bad now, did it?" (Click Heal when damaged)
 * "Quit being such a baby! I've seen worse." (When damaged more than a certain amount, medium amount)
 * "Trouble with those bullies again?" (When damaged more than a certain amount, medium amount)
 * "That's gonna need stitches!" (When damaged more than a certain amount, medium amount)
 * "You look half digested. Have you been chasing slimes again?" (When damaged more than a certain amount, medium amount)
 * "All better. I don't want to see you jumping off any more cliffs." (Click Heal for medium amount)
 * "Dear friends we are gathered here today to bid farewell... oh, you'll be fine." (When damaged more than a certain amount, high amount)
 * "I think you look better this way." (When damaged more than a certain amount, high amount)
 * "Eww.. what happened to your face?" (When damaged more than a certain amount, high amount)
 * "You left your arm over there. Let me get that for you." (When damaged more than a certain amount, high amount)
 * "MY GOODNESS. I'm good but I'm not THAT good." (When damaged more than a certain amount, high amount)
 * "There, I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time." (Click Heal for high amount)
 * "That's probably going to leave a scar." (Click Heal for high amount)
 * "Quit wasting my time." (Click Heal at full health)
 * "I don't give happy endings." (Click Heal at full health)
 * "I can't do anymore for you without plastic surgery." (Click Heal at full health)
 * "I'm sorry, but you can't afford me." (Click Heal without enough coins)
 * "I'm gonna need more gold than that." (Click Heal without enough coins)
 * "I don't work for free you know." (Click Heal without enough coins)