Nurse

The Nurse is an NPC that will spawn once the following criteria have been met:
 * There is an empty house.
 * You have more than 100 maximum health (use Life Crystals to increase your maximum health).

The Nurse will heal your wounds, for a small price. Healing costs can range from a few copper to a few silver, depending on how much damage you've taken. It costs 1 copper per hitpoint that will be restored (e.g. 100 copper for 100 hitpoints).

Quotes
Note: The nurse has many quote that vary with the amount of damage you've taken, and whether or not you have enough coins to pay.

"Show me where it hurts."

"That's not the biggest I've ever seen... Yes, I've seen bigger wounds for sure."

"Turn your head and cough."

"I wish that bomb maker would be more careful. I'm getting tired of having to sew his limbs back on every day." (Only if Demolitionist is present)

"Quit being such a baby! I've seen worse." (When damaged more than a certain amount, between 1 to 2 silver)

"Trouble with those bullies again?" (When damaged more than a certain amount, between 1 to 2 silver)

"That's gonna need stitches!" (When damaged more than a certain amount, between 1 to 2 silver)

"You look half digested. Have you been chasing slimes again?" (When damaged more than a certain amount, between 1 to 2 silver)

"Dear friends we are gathered here today to bid farewell... oh, you'll be fine." (When damaged more than a certain amount, over 2 silver)

"I think you look better this way." (When damaged more than a certain amount, over 2 silver)

"Eww.. what happened to your face?" (When damaged more than a certain amount, over 2 silver)

"You left your arm over there. Let me get that for you." (When damaged more than a certain amount, over 2 silver)

"MY GOODNESS. I'm good but I'm not THAT good." (When damaged more than a certain amount, over 2 silver)

"Quit wasting my time." (Click Heal at full health)

"I don't give happy endings." (Click Heal at full health)

"I can't do anymore for you without plastic surgery." (Click Heal at full health)

"I'm sorry, but you can't afford me." (Click Heal without enough coins)

"I'm gonna need more gold than that." (Click Heal without enough coins)

"I don't work for free you know." (Click Heal without enough coins)