Nurse

The Nurse restores your remaining Health and heals Debuffs in exchange for Coins. She charges 80% of the total Health Points to be restored in Copper Coins (rounded down), eg. 100 Health would cost 80 Copper Coins.

For the Nurse to appear, the player must have increased their maximum health at least once by acquiring and activating a Life Crystal. There must also be a vacant house for her to live in.

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When low on health
"Turn your head and cough." (Reference to getting a physical, possible Starcraft medic reference.)

"You left your arm over there. Let me get that for you.."

"Eww.. What happened to your face?"

"Dear friends, we are gathered here today to bid farewell... oh, you'll be fine."

"I don't think you look better this way."

"MY GODNESS! I'm good but I'm not a goddess."

"That's gonna need stiches!"

"You look half digested... were you chasing slimes again?"

"Trouble with those bullies again?"

"Quit being such a baby! I've seen worse."

When healed
"That's gonna leave a scar."

"That didn't hurt too bad, did it?"

"All better. I don't want to see you jumping off any more cliffs."

"I managed to sew your face back on. Try to be more careful next time."

When high on health
"That's not the biggest I've ever seen... Yes, I've seen bigger wounds for sure."

"Show me where it hurts."

"I wish that firework maker would be more careful. I'm getting tired of having to sew his limbs back on every day."

"I need to have a serious talk with (Guide Name). How many times a week can you come in with severe lava burns?"

When trying to heal at full health
"I don't give happy endings."

"I can't do anything for you without plastic surgery."

"Quit wasting my time."

"Hey, has (Arms Dealer name) mentioned needing to go to the doctor for any reason? Just wondering."

"Would you like a lollipop?"

"Have you seen that old man pacing around the dungeon? He looks troubled."

When trying to heal with insufficient funds
"You can't afford me."

"I don't work for free you know."

"I'm gonna need more gold than that."

When on Blood Moon
"WHAT!?"

"I don't think I like your tone."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Why are you even here? If you aren't bleeding, you don't need to be here. Get out."

Names
Abigail

Allison

Amy

Carly

Claire

Caitlin

Emily

Emma

Hannah

Heather

Helen

Holly

Jenna

Joy

Katie

Kayla

Kaitlyn

Katherine

Kathryn

Lorraine

Madeline

Molly