Talk:Excalibur/@comment-4659123-20120110044315

Also, Arthur drew Excalibur from a stone. By doing so, he became King. He had it handed BACK to him by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had hucked it into the lake when he get bent out of shape when he found out Sir Lancelot was banging his wife the Queen. ~ "Listen, strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"