Traveling Merchant

The Traveling Merchant is a unique NPC vendor who randomly visits the player's Town for a day. His inventory is randomized and different every visit, selling a small selection of the items listed below. He stays for only one day at a time, and leaves at 6 PM in-game time.

He can randomly spawn once you have at least 2 other NPCs. He does not need his own house in order to spawn, and will generally spawn near existing NPCs, spending the day walking around near them.

Items sold
Note: As with all NPCs, right-clicking an item will allow multiple purchases rather than purchasing it one by one.

Quotes

 * "Combination hookah and coffee maker! Also makes julienne fries!"
 * "Meet me behind [Name of Guide]'s house in about three hours, I think I have something you will find very appealing."
 * "A thrift shop? No, I only selling the highest quality items on the market."
 * "I don't refund for "buyer's remorse..." Or for any other reason, really."
 * "I only sell what I can get. [Name of Clothier] keeps hounding me for exotic clothing."
 * "If you're looking for junk, you've come to the wrong place."
 * "I sell wares from places that might not even exist!"
 * "That [Name of Merchant], he really has no appreciation for a really good deal."
 * "Hmm, you look like you could use an Angel Statue! They slice, and dice, and make everything nice!"
 * "Come and have a look! One pound fish! Very very good! One pound fish!"
 * "Buy now, and get free shipping!"
 * "You want two penny farthings!? Make it one and we have a deal."

Names
The traveling merchant may have any of the following names:
 * Abraham
 * Aedan
 * Aphraim
 * Bohemas
 * Eladon
 * Gallius
 * Llewellyn
 * Mercer
 * Rawleigh
 * Riley
 * Romeo
 * Shipton
 * Willy
 * Bradley

Trivia

 * The "Combination hookah and coffee maker. Also makes julienne fries!" quote is from Aladdin. The merchant/narrator says it at the beginning when he's touting his wares.
 * One of his quotes is a reference to a man who yells "One pound fish!" to sell fish, popularized by the song "One Pound Fish".
 * The traveling merchant also makes several quotes referencing things he does not sell: fish, coffee makers and Angel Statues.
 * Furthermore, he returns to the running gag of Angel Statues having some supposed function.
 * One of his names, Yomama, is a reference to the popular joke known as "Yo mama is so [insert insult]".
 * Another name, Willy, might be a reference to the character Willy Loman from Death of a Salesman.
 * Mercer might be a reference to the Mercere, the merchant magicians in Ars Magica
 * 3 of his names, Gallius, Mercer and Llewellyn are Nightingales from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Nightingales are a secret elite group of high-ranked thieves among the Thieves Guild. This may indicate that the Traveling Merchant is actually a thief, as he "collects" things. However, only Gallius and Mercer were actually Nightingales; Llewellyn is a bard, and got his nickname "Nightingale" because of his excellent singing.
 * Many of the things he sells are of Asian origin, many from the Qin Dynasty.