Mc MoneyPants

Mc MoneyPants was an unspawnable NPC introduced alongside the Chinese New Year content. It served no unique purpose, and was promptly removed.

Quotes

 * "I hope a scrawny kid like you isn't all that is standing between us and Cthulu's Eye." [sic]

Trivia

 * Below the quote used to be a GUI with a help button, similar to the Guide's, but pressing this help button sometimes crashed the game.
 * Mc MoneyPants had only one line. This line is shared by the Merchant.