Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30066230-20170730171915/@comment-39722526-20190731203754

[Player] had none of the booty. (Pirate Captain/Flying Dutchman)

[World] was sick of [Player]. (Trying to hammer an altar with any pre-WoF hammer.)

[Player] is a gelatinous mess. (Death by King Slime or during Slime Rain.)

[Player] needs glasses. (Eye of Cthulhu)

[Player] is a diseased mess. (EoW)

[Player] is a bloody mess. (BoC)

[Player] is purely bones. (Skeletron, any dungeon skeleton)

[Player] is meat and face. (WoF)

[World] spewed nuts and bolts at [Player]. (Mech Bosses)

[Player] had too much honey. (Queen Bee)

[Player] is the worst gardener ever. (Plantera)

[Player] did not help the cult. (Golem, Lunatic Cultist)

[Player] faced the moon. (Celestial Events, Moon Lord)