User blog:Koggeh/Megamouth Cannon

Cannot be sold, dropped, given to other players, or seen by other players in a chest.

Regenerates bullets when in the inventory. (Creates Shark Tooth Shots: These are just like musket balls)

Megamouth Quotes
Every once & a while the Megamouth Cannon will say something if conditions are met. This list will have the conditions & the quotes that are associated with them.

Kill standard monsters

"Who is extinct now!?"

"You are dead, I know this because I killed you."

"Lock & load!"

Kill a Slime monster

"ACK! UH! NASTY! I got slime in my mouth!"

"Now you are Gelatin, with bullets inside."

"Maybe we could avoid slimes, if YOU WOULD STOP HUNTING THEM DURING THEIR MATING SEASON!"

Be nearby the Dryad

"She worries me."

(If player is male) "Better hope she doesn't like you, or you may become a tree."

(If player is female) "If you have a relationship with some guy, you best watch this voodoo witch."

"You better be glad I'm not hungry you walking salad."

"Hippie alert!"

"VOODOO WITCH IN SIGHT!"

Be nearby the Mechanic

"Yay for technology!"

"If you buy it, she built it."

"Wires for your wire based needs!"

Be nearby the Guide

"Hello useless."

"I'd shoot your Voodoo Doll."

Be nearby the Golem NPC

"Honey, I'm home!"

Fighting Eye of Cthulhu or The Twins

"Oh I have a ground breaking idea! Shoot it in the eye!"

"The last thing you will see is a bullet."

"What are you staring at!"

"Hey (name of player)! Let's gun this eye sore down. Oh hey, I made a pun!"

Fighting Eater of Worlds

"Stop becoming more of you!"

"I'll destroy you segment by segment."

Fighting The Destroyer

"You metal fake."

"Look red lazer blasting orbs!"

"I'll destroy YOU!"

Miss a shot

"I must ask, are you missing on purpose?"

"Are you looking for a Floating Island?"

"Stop wasting ammo!"

Kill a Harpy

"Shame, I liked her."

"Awesome, I needed a feather to fix my pillow!"

"This is better than duck hunting!"

Kill another player in PvP

"How's them apples?"

"This time STAY DEAD."

"Rip You a New One!"

"See you when you respawn gun fodder!"

(If the player that was killed talked 3 or more times in the past 3 minutes) "I hope this teaches you to shut up, & I mean SHUUUUUHD DUUUP!"

(Kill the same player 3 times without dying) "Well, look who is a glutton for punishment."

(Kill a player that has a Megamouth Cannon.) "I feel, somewhat dead inside."

(Kill the player that killed you) "R-E-V-E-N-G-E Let me tell you what it means too me!"

Run out of ammo

"Do you hear the clicking? Or am I the only one who hears that?"

"I do not shoot with mana, I NEED BULLETS."

"FEED ME AMMO! Not really. Just load more bullets, I'm vegetarian."

"I need more ammo!"

"You know the clicking? It means I need more ammo."

Trivia

 * Megamouth is based on the Megalodon: An extinct species of shark that lived roughly from 28 to 1.5 million years ago, during the Cenozoic Era.
 * Megamouth is a vegetarian.
 * Megamouth was first created by the Clockmaker's sister who knew a Dryad that hit on her husband.
 * Megamouth cannot speak underwater because on each side of his body his miniguns are covering his gills.
 * He has a College education.
 * He has a crush on the Golem NPC.