Mc MoneyPants

Mc MoneyPants was an unspawnable NPC introduced alongside the Chinese New Year content. It served no unique purpose, and was promptly removed. Mc MoneyPants is a convicted MAP (Minor Attracted Person) He also has ties to '''Snowman Gangsta. Mc MoneyPants''' ran a child brothel in Amsterdam from 1996-2004 before it was raided, and he promptly fled to Argentina. It was there where he met Snowman Gangsta. It is believed that Mc MoneyPants introduced Snowman Gangsta to the Excelceites, the neo upper class of our future society. Snowman Gangsta and Mc MoneyPants spent time in a vast pleasure dome where they mingled among the Excelceites. It was in Pleasure Dome 17 (located where modern-day New York now stands) where Mc MoneyPants and Snowman Gangsta were honorarily inducted into the Elite Jewish Kabal. in 2170, Mc MoneyPants was shot dead by firing squad in the Underground Dwelling Caves while he was on the run from the vast Excelceite forces after a falling out over unpaid debts.

Quotes

 * "I hope a scrawny kid like you isn't all that is standing between us and Cthulhu's Eye."
 * "I will sell you 15 starving Ukrainian children for 1 platinum"
 * "Adrenachrome is my favorite!"

Trivia

 * Below the quote used to be a GUI with a help button, similar to the Guide's, but pressing this help button sometimes crashed the game.
 * Mc MoneyPants had only one line. This line is shared by the Merchant.