Town Slimes

Town slimes are a type of town pet. They can be moved in by players, similar to the Town Cat, Town Dog, and Town Bunny. They also count for Pylon requirements and reduce enemy spawn rate, and do not affect NPC happiness in any way.

Types
There are 8 different town slimes and each is unlocked in a different way:

Cool Slime

 * “Drip!”
 * “Sizzle fo shizzle!”
 * “Yo, slurp glurp!”

Clumsy Slime

 * “*Awkward Silence*”
 * “Berp.”
 * “Plop. Pop… splat.”

Nerdy Slime

 * “Babble babble blub… gulp!”
 * “Burble bubble? Hrm!”
 * “Kaplunk! Hmm… bleb. Uh-huh.”

Surly Slime

 * “Burp… heh.”
 * “Hiss! Gargle! Grrrrr…”
 * “Murble burble… glup!!!”

Elder Slime

 * “Glug glug? Pshaw!”
 * “Hrumble grumble!”
 * “Poot… ahem!”

Diva Slime

 * “Dribble bleam!”
 * “Ripple? Blip blop!”
 * “Sprinkle, tinkle!”

Mystic Slime

 * “Blobra kaslobra!”
 * “Bubble bubble! Boil glubble!”
 * “Kasploosh!”

Squire Slime

 * “Blip blop, huzzah!”
 * “Kerslash! Kersplish!”
 * “Squish n’ sploink!”

Trivia

 * All town slimes' quotes are incomprehensible gibberish but generally tend to be onomatopoeia associated with amorphous entities.
 * “Drip!”, a quote by the Cool Slime, may reference the slang ”drip”, a term to refer to someone's cool sense of style.
 * Slival, a possible name of the Squire Slime, may be a reference to the antagonist/anti-hero of the Dragon Quest spin-off "Rocket Slime", an RPG where most characters are slimes.