User blog comment:Therealmisterderp/WEAPON IDEAAAAAAAS/@comment-4575705-20120430190305/@comment-4575705-20120501160815

How about, decrease the damage to, lets say 60 (because cans of soup that are frozen can be hard, but not THAT hard.), and the speed, maybe average speed? And strong knockback. Also has an 8% chance to give the enemy/player the Well Fed buff?