Tax Collector

The Tax Collector is an NPC that taxes your other NPCs to gain coins for you. Every minute (or in game hour) every NPC that has a house will pay taxes, which the Tax Collecter will gather. If you talk to him he will give you the money he has gathered so far (he can gather up to at once). You can use the Enchanted Sundial to gather tax money faster.

To get this NPC, you must find the Tortured Soul enemy in the Underworld and throw Purification Powder on him. Once he has been converted to the Tax Collector he will continue to wander around the Underworld until there is a house available for him to move in to.

Trivia

 * The NPC is most likely a reference to a fictional character named Ebenezer Scrooge, who also wears a top Hat, has mutton chops, and has a hunched back, and also has a very hostile and grumpy attitude towards most people, and is also greedy. However, this miser seems to have refused to change...
 * He could also be a reference to Mr. Scrooge's business partner, Jacob Marley, as you find him in the underworld wrapped in chains.
 * The Tax Collector's potential names are all the names of well-known U.S. Politicians, most of which were at one point president or vice president.

Names

 * Carroll
 * Woodrow
 * Agnew
 * McKinly
 * Lyndon
 * Chester
 * Millard
 * Dwyer
 * Fillmore
 * Cleveland
 * Harrison

Quotes

 * "Must everyone open and shut doors so incredibly noisily around here?!"
 * "I just came from [Name of Merchant]. He wanted to know if I took credit cards."
 * "I see you're free of time, as usual. Can't imagine what work life would be for your kind of folk."
 * "...two barrels of molasses, plus -- Oh, nevermind that, you're here. Here's your money."
 * "What does a man have to do to be left alone in this place? Go bugger someone less busy!"
 * "You again? Suppose you want more money!?"
 * "Yes, yes, yes! -- I'll give you your share in just a moment. I'd think you to be a bit more patient, what with me doing all the work and all."

When player clicks Collect:
 * When player clicks Collect when some money is collected:
 * "Here you are again, taking all my coin! Just grab it and begone from my sight!"
 * "Here's your cut of the taxes that I've taken from our surplus population!"
 * When player click collect when there is no money:
 * "Not so fast! You got your money, now begone!"
 * "Bah! You again? You just grabbed some of my coin just moments ago, so bugger off and come back later!"
 * "I just gave you half a crown five minutes ago! Scram!"
 * "You just received your pay, and not a farthing more! Get out!"
 * "Oh, so you just see me as a coin sign, eh? 'Cus every time you see me, you ask me."
 * "Reaching into my moneybags again already!?And you call ME greedy."
 * "Money doesn't grow on trees, so don't overpick my fruit! Bah!
 * "You already managed to spend every pence I paid you!? Bah, I'm not a charity, go kill a slime!"
 * "Don't you ever stop to say 'Hi?' "
 * "Begging so soon?! Don't look at me like I'll have a change of heart overnight!"
 * "...And people gall me greedy? No, I have nothing else to you."

Known Bugs

 * After clicking the collect option, the Tax Collector does not give the player money.