Not a Kid, nor a Squid is a painting randomly sold by the Travelling Merchant. You can place it on any wall with enough room. It serves no purpose but decoration.


  • The painting depicts the Moon Lord.
  • The item's name is a reference to a Splatoon commercial where the words "You're a kid now, You're a squid now!" are repeated for a section of the commercial.

Update Info


  • Added to the game.
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